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The Oolien

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The Oolien is no stranger to this planet we humans have built, conquered, and destroyed. In fact, it has been observing us for a very long time, but its presence did not make itself known...

Until now.

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Scientists believe that the Oolien originates from the ATOolien quadrant of the Milky Way Galaxy. It is estimated that the Oolien has been preparing for its introduction to Earth since 1981.

From the little information that has been gathered, it seems that the Oolien people follow the beat of their own drum. They refuse to be conventional in a universe chock-full of formulaic mediocrity. They are rhythmic in nature, and intellectualize every point of interest that may come across their paths in life.

They think, and they groove.

Unfortunately, these characteristics make it difficult for the average human being to comprehend them. The Oolien people understand that this planet is very divided, especially among its human inhabitors. The average human being is extremely close-minded, and immediately judges others based on his/her own exceptionally flawed and limited senses of morality and reality.

But the Oolien does not fear any of this, and nothing will halt its introduction to the world. Hatred is not a part of the equation. Its people may be difficult to understand, but the truth will come to those who pay honest attention.

So relax your mind, let your conscious be free, and accept your fate.

We come in peace.


» model is wearing size large

» model is approx. 6’4” in height, 185 lbs/84 kg in weight

» printed on 100% cotton in black

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Detailed Sizing Info


Our men’s tees are 100% ringspun cotton, which provides a very soft feel to the shirt without it being too thin. The shirts are also preshrunk, so they are true to size. They fit very well without being too tight or too loose. If you’re between sizes, we recommend dropping down a size. Great shirts to wear all year round!

To maintain the shirt, we recommend washing in cold water, inside out, as well as hanging to dry.

S M L XL
BODY WIDTH 18” 20” 22” 24”
LENGTH 27” 29” 31” 32”

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